Funny Quotes from the books
"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me
she liked my new earmuffs."
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted
expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
"You don't know how bizarre it is to see Goyle thinking."
"Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and
"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send
you a toilet seat."
"To our newcomers," said Dumbledore in a ringing voice, stretching his hands
wide and a beaming smile on his lips, "welcome! To our old hands -- welcome
back! There is a time for speech making, and this is not it. Tuck in!"
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed – or worse,
Finite Incantatem ends Charms.
Padfoot is the nickname of Sirius Black.
Tom Riddle (as Lord Voldemort) opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago.
Monkshood and wolfsbane are the same plant, which is also known as aconite.
Cornish pixies are electric blue and about eight inches high.
The cry of a Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears it.
Dragon Breeding was outlawed by the Wizard's Convention of 1709.
Mr. Weasley took his family to Egypt when he won the annual Daily Prophet Grand
Prize Galleon Draw.
The cry of a Mandrake seedling will knock you out for several hours.
Mr. And Mrs. Dursley tell people that Harry is attending St. Brutus's Secure
Center for Incurably Criminal Boys.
Hogsmeade was the headquarters of the 1612 goblin rebellion